you must tell them true stories, and everything will be well

Title: The Cutting Edge
Rating: PG-13
Warings: Slight John/Teyla ship angle.
Prompt: The Cutting Edge AU
Summary: Olympic figure skater Teyla Emmagan is looking for a new partner in time for the 2010 Winter Olympics and finds her perfect match in former X-Games star John "The Shredder" Sheppard while on vacation in Hawaii.
Notes: Written for the April Fool's Day Crack Fest at

team_sga. Still not completely finished with it, some it feels scrapped together, and I went way overboard, but it's just a look into the world of this crack. This is what you get when you change your prompt at the last minute and try to write a crazy crackfic during school! 

 

 

TITLE: A Boy and His Car, Part Three
SUMMARY: At seventeen, John Sheppard has led a pretty ordinary life. His 'new' car, a beat-up 1976 Chevy Camaro with a mind of it's own, is about to change all that.
RATING: PG-13 for language.
CATEGORY: crackfic, crossover, general, a slight hint of romance
DISCLAIMER: Guess what? I don't own a car that can transform into a giant robot or a giant spinning circle thing that can transport me to another galaxy! Also, the song lyrics used do not belong to me.
NOTES: A Stargate Atlantis/Transformers 2007 crossover set in the Shermer High universe. I am so sorry this chapter took such a long time! I had the majority written before I left for college in September and then I had never had chance to finish it! Hopefully I'll be able to have another chapter up before break is finished. Meanwhile, my laptop is having issues with the Internet and my sister's glaring at me to get off the family computer...

Part One
Part Two






 

Title: Big Guns
Rating: PG
Characters: Ronon Dex, Rodney McKay
Spoilers: Tiny, tiny ones for The Return Part 1
Summary: Ronon finds a zat gun. Enough said. 
Notes: Answers the following question: What the hell happened to Sheppard's zat from The Return Part 1? Also preparing me for the exciting return of SGA on SciFi next Friday...even though I've seen all the new episodes already. ;)






Back to watching movies, writing fic, and studiously avoiding all the crack!fic running around in my head.