you must tell them true stories, and everything will be well

Title: When The Night Is New (EP)
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Subject: Rachel/Nico
Warnings: None
Notes: Happy New Year! I've been on a jazz kick lately, and jazz really seems to fit both Nico and Rachel's characters. I just get a nice mental image of the two of them slow dancing to Ella Fitzgerald in a crap kitchen while Nico hums along because jazz is his secret love, okay. And if you don't like Nico/Rachel, um, enjoy a handful of smooth jazz?



( I don't like you, but I love you / Seems like I'm always, thinking of you )

The results from the first line meme I did a few weeks ago. Hopefully I'll go back and finish some of the other prompts this week. I lost my motivation/inspiration around finals week.

Title: Adventures in Parenting
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Annabeth

( 'Oh, she's most definitely your daughter.' )

Title: Time and Place
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing: Percy/Annabeth

( 'Do you think Chiron will be angry about this?' )

Title: Don't Say The Zed-Word
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing: Percy and Nico

( 'It's a sword. What do you mean it did't work?!' )

Title: Learning Curve
Rating: R
Characters/Pairing: Nico/Annabeth/Percy

( 'If we keep helping him, he'll never learn' )

Title: Outside View
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Annabeth, with appearances by Jason and Nico.
Rating: PG
Spoilers/Warnings: slight spoilers for the The Lost Hero preview and speculation.
Summary: It doesn't take Jason long to learn that in the case of Percy and Annabeth, love is competitive and stupid. Post-TLO.
Notes: green_climber asked for Percy/Annabeth, captains of opposite Capture the Flag teams. And you bet your ass I used this as an opportunity to write fic for the new kids I know next to nothing about

( Everyone knows you have the strategy skills of a brain dead Laistrygonian giant )

Title: Death's Dare
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Rachel/Nico, with appearances from the rest of the cast and the gods
Summary: After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who better to take the job than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings.
Notes: Meh. The title of this chapter should be "melodramatic" but I think that's just the reflection of my dissatisfaction with it. Sorry for the shorteness, but the fun stuff happens in the next couple of chapters.

( So, this kissing thing. A fairly recent development between you two, I guess? )

Title: three-in-a-bed
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Annabeth/Nico
Word Count: 370
Summary: There are some things even demigods can't do. Fitting three people in a twin size bed is apparently one of them.
Notes: For the drabble contest going on at demigod_elite. Also for antistar_e who made me a lovely Percy/Annabeth/Nico fanmix last week and for artemisrae who needs more encouragement to write her OT3 fic. And, uh, for everyone else who likes this pairing because you are awesome. The end.

( The bed was big enough when you weren't in it! )

Title: The Oldest Sins, Newest Ways
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Percy/girl!Nico
Prompt: "No, Lord Hades, I did not copulate with your daughter on your throne."
Notes: More gratuitous porn from pjo_kinkmeme. I tried to get the prompt line in this fic at the end, but then it just ended up getting weird instead of the funny I was going for, so it had to go.

( The Oldest Sins, Newest Ways )

Title: Ad Initium
Characters/Pairings: Annabeth, Thalia, Luke and Nico, with a lot of Thalia/Luke and some Nico/Annabeth on the side.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Snapshots of a life as Annabeth Chase grows up in a world where Thalia never turns into a tree, Luke's destiny is something else entirely, and a certain son of Poseidon never makes it to Camp Half-Blood. AU.
Notes: My help_haiti fic for antistar_e. She gave me quite a few awesome ideas to work with and while the first fic I started got stuck in exposition hell, I began working on this on the side in case that first didn't pan out in time. And then this fic turned into a little baby monster. I've had this AU idea in mind for quite a while, though I was originally going to tell it in Percy's POV and it would've been a hell of a lot longer. It is highly likely that there will be a sequel for this since it has eaten my brain and will not let go. I hope you like it, antistar_e!

( Every story has three parts. This is her beginning. )

Title: Death's Dare
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Rachel/Nico, with appearances from the rest of the cast and the gods
Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Summary: After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who better to take the job than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings.
Notes: Long time, no update on this sucker, huh? I meant to have this finished before Christmas, but life caught up to me and this took much longer than it should have to write. I blame Apollo and Hades; they were being difficult. Enjoy!

( Out of all the gods, Apollo was the worst in terms of time wasting and the annoyance factor. His last few visits had been fairly unpleasant, mostly because the other immortal thought it would be amusing to speak only in iambic pentameter. )

Two fics from the pjo_kinkmeme. I'll be claiming the other two (or more) over the weekend with some minor edits.

Title: Screw(ing) Tradition
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Nico/Rachel
Prompt: getting around the whole "eternal virgin" thing

( Screw(ing) Tradition )

Title: Bad Sight
Rating: R
Pairing: Nico/Rachel
Prompt: breaking the news to Apollo

( Bad Sight )

Title: Death's Dare
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Rachel/Nico, with appearances from the rest of the cast and the gods
Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Summary: After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who better to take the job than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings.
Notes: The original Chapter 6 word count was getting up to about 8,000 words and I still hadn't written a pretty long scene smack dab in the middle of the chapter, so I decided to split it up into two chapters. The next update should be pretty fast as I have half of Chapter 7 written already. Enjoy!

( 'Yeah, Percy wouldn’t be able to find a proper emotional response to something like that if it came up, danced a jig, and then punched him in the gut.' )