Is this real life?
Jan. 18th, 2011 05:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
greenconversesI know I shouldn't be laughing at this, but this is possibly the best real-life headline ever: Drunk Owl Taken In By Police
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha forever
German police recently found a drunk owl out in public and took in the animal, saying it would be released once it has sobered up.
A spokesman for the Pforzheim police reported to Spiegel Online that "a woman walking her dog alerted the police after seeing the bird sitting by the side of the road oblivious to passing traffic." When police found the brown owl, it was staggering around with drooping eyelids. As further evidence of the owl's drunkenness, two small bottles of Schnapps were found near the bird.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha forever
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Date: 2011-01-18 11:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-18 11:56 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-01-19 12:09 am (UTC)And is it possible that the owl was diseased, and there had been a drunk person sitting next to it? Because that seems more likely to me.
But still. Definitely the funniest thing I've read all day.
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Date: 2011-01-19 12:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-19 01:32 am (UTC)But seriously, that is legit XD Reminds me of the drunk squirrel too.
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Date: 2011-01-19 02:32 am (UTC)hahaha
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Date: 2011-01-20 06:53 pm (UTC)