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Dear SMeyer,
I know you want to be all hip to the lingo of us kids these days, but phrases such as
- True, that.
- Unbelievable (italicized exactly as shown)
- skillzzz
- junkie ho
- Sing it, sister
- Super secret ninja club and BFF
just show that you are trying way too fucking hard. Please stop writing. Now.
Sincerely,
The Universe
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greenconverses and from_elysium read SMeyer's new novella so you don't have to!
Excerpt:from_elysium: Wow, this is getting more unbelievable by the line.
from_elysium: They go to a Target, Jess.
greenconverses: WHAT
from_elysium: *facepalm*
greenconverses: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
from_elysium: They go to a Target and buy ziplock bags because she doesn't like wet pages in her books.
from_elysium: WHAT
Although if you really want to read this and see how shitty it is, you could get the free copy on breetanner.com. It's up all month.
I know you want to be all hip to the lingo of us kids these days, but phrases such as
- True, that.
- Unbelievable (italicized exactly as shown)
- skillzzz
- junkie ho
- Sing it, sister
- Super secret ninja club and BFF
just show that you are trying way too fucking hard. Please stop writing. Now.
Sincerely,
The Universe
Coming to a LiveJournal near you:
greenconverses and from_elysium read SMeyer's new novella so you don't have to!Excerpt:
from_elysium: Wow, this is getting more unbelievable by the line.from_elysium: They go to a Target, Jess.greenconverses: WHATfrom_elysium: *facepalm*greenconverses: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUSfrom_elysium: They go to a Target and buy ziplock bags because she doesn't like wet pages in her books.from_elysium: WHATAlthough if you really want to read this and see how shitty it is, you could get the free copy on breetanner.com. It's up all month.
