2010-06-09

greenconverses: (twilight: the cool kids)
2010-06-09 11:05 pm

The Short, Unbelievably Sucky Life of Bree Tanner

Dear SMeyer,

I know you want to be all hip to the lingo of us kids these days, but phrases such as

- True, that.
- Unbelievable (italicized exactly as shown)
- skillzzz
- junkie ho
- Sing it, sister
- Super secret ninja club and BFF

just show that you are trying way too fucking hard. Please stop writing. Now.

Sincerely,
The Universe


Coming to a LiveJournal near you: [livejournal.com profile] greenconverses and [livejournal.com profile] from_elysium read SMeyer's new novella so you don't have to!

Excerpt: [livejournal.com profile] from_elysium: Wow, this is getting more unbelievable by the line.
[livejournal.com profile] from_elysium: They go to a Target, Jess.
[livejournal.com profile] greenconverses: WHAT
[livejournal.com profile] from_elysium: *facepalm*
[livejournal.com profile] greenconverses: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
[livejournal.com profile] from_elysium: They go to a Target and buy ziplock bags because she doesn't like wet pages in her books.
[livejournal.com profile] from_elysium: WHAT


Although if you really want to read this and see how shitty it is, you could get the free copy on breetanner.com. It's up all month.