Your What-The-Ever-Living-Fuck news post for the week

[greenconverses]

Woman crashes car while shaving bikini area

A woman who shaved her bikini area while driving caused a car crash in Florida Keys, prompting police to issue fresh warnings about safe driving, MyFox National reported Monday.

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, crashed into another vehicle on Cudjoe Key after giving her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts.

Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be “ready for the visit,” WJZ.com reported.



You cannot make this shit up, seriously.

Comments

[raconteur99.livejournal.com]

REALLY? That's just...crazy/pathetic/WHAT?

Why would her ex-husband even want to be in the car with her? And why the hell would he switch seats?

People...*shakes head*

[greenconverses.livejournal.com]

I think the better question is why would this woman think shaving her bikini area in a moving car would be a good idea. Because you hit a bump and the road, and OUCH.

[angel-2606.livejournal.com]

*blink blink*

SERIOUSLY?!?! what the hell, people? why in the god's green earth would you be so stupid as to do something like that while you are DRIVING a MOVING VEHICLE?! Speeding is one thing, and while it's stupid, I'd rather be caught doing that than the other, thank you very much. And if it REALLY needed to be done so badly, you can't tell me that there weren't tons of places that she could have easily pulled over to, stopped, gotten out, went inside, and done what she needed to do before continuing on the way. And she could have easily made up an excuse to the BF in any case, rather than end up having to tell him "I got pulled over for trying to shave while I was driving. oh, and my ex husband is/was with me. Hi." *facepalms*

And appropriate!icon is very appropriate!

[greenconverses.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she'll be living this down for the rest of her life. No doubt.

[chibimarchy.livejournal.com]

Hah, your gif makes this post complete.

[greenconverses.livejournal.com]

I love that gif! I need to use it more often, really.

[ad-exia.livejournal.com]

Man, I hate it when stuff like this chips away at my faith in humanity. :x

[greenconverses.livejournal.com]

Me too. Sometimes human beings fail so hard when it comes to common sense.

[lambbaby.livejournal.com]

I..I...I have no words for this one. Prince pretty much says it all.

[greenconverses.livejournal.com]

He really does.

[lovex33.livejournal.com]

Stupidity makes the world go 'round.

Lol, saw this on PH. Almost a shame she didn't die - one less moron polluting the world, no?

[purplesmudges.livejournal.com]

I have two questions.
1- Why would her ex-husband be in the car with her if she's going to go meet her boyfriend?
2- WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER?