greenconverses | Go away, bunnies! (Reply)

John has a sunburn across his nose that's giving him freckles and ~~Rodney's just unintentionally insulted Teyla by insisting all children are brats and should be put down before they steal his chocolate~~. Elizabeth and Teyla are discussing girl things over hot fudge brownies and ice creams while Rodney's radioing John in the shower at five in the morning and demanding to know the anti-derivative of some equation so he can keep John's mind sharp in time for a Wraith attack.

Teyla and John are under the influence of the Wraith Queen from Submersion and are having hawt sex dreams about each other; they're also practicing their "discouraging" techniques in the closet outside John's quarters and I'm pretty sure Rodney and Cadman are making out on some abandoned lab table. Elizabeth is trying to learn how to knit but Rodney keeps making fun of her, Sam Carter's discovering five different things about Rodney she never knew, and Ronon...isn't doing much, actually. Don't even ask about Daniel and Vala because I don't know.

In the alternate universe spectrum, Sir John is chasing Meredith the Minstrel around the woods with a sword while Mage Dex shakes his head in complete exasperation while Lady Teyla waits for one of them to climb to the tallest room in the tallest tower and kiss her already, god damn it. Teyla is having a Mulan-type moment, going off to fight in the Lantean army against the invading Wraith disguised as a man and falling in lust with her senior commander who has met her as a girl and has no interest in her in either genders what-so-ever. John is also on board the R.M.S. Titanic and is very interested in the little French Opera talent staying in the stateroom across the way, but her mountain of an escort is creeping him out and the Canadian science professor keeps trying to talk to him about aeroplanes when he tries to flirt with her. Also, John is having a miserable time at prom and Michael Kenmore from W.R. Aith's Academy has suggested that he and Teyla get a hotel room. Stay tuned to find out if she tells him where she can shove his keys or takes him up on his offer...

I hate my brain.

Especially when I was up for nearly twenty-four hours on Saturday-Sunday and am completely sore from my heels and the dancing I did at my senior prom. And when my mom wants me to address graduation invitations and these stupid ideas are running around instead!

No laughing,