'Sup

I done fucked up my foot again by somehow managing to be a clumsy asshole and twist my ankle while wearing ballet flats, so I probably won't be moving from my computer for a while. Therefore, meme time.

Snagged from artemisrae: Give me a pairing and a prompt/kink/whatever, and I'll write you a fic that's no longer than three lines sentences long.

And I swear to god I will legitimately answer these prompts this time because it's almost Easter break, I have plenty of homework to avoid doing, and the end result will be less than three sentences. Even I can manage that kind of commitment.