Writing meme

I'm stuck in a writing rut and I haven't done my favorite writing meme in a couple of months, so have at it.

Give me one of my fandoms, two characters, and an opening line, and I'll (try to) write 100 to 500 words of fic.

All the usual fandoms and ratings apply. Check the tags or recent entries for anything else I've squeed over lately because I'll probably write for that too.

Need to update my icon extension pack so I can have my zombie icon D:

I feel like I need to give every character in AMC's The Walking Dead a copy of Max Brooks's Zombie Survival Guide to they can stop being IDIOTS ABOUT EVERYTHING ZOMBIE RELATED. Honestly, how hard is it to find a silencer? You mean to tell me there were high powered sniper rifles and all sorts of handguns in the sheriff's gun locker, but not a silencer? Really?

But otherwise ...

THE WALKING DEAD WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD, HOW AM I GOING TO LIVE FOR ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT YOU AFTER NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE AHHHHHH.