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greenconversesSo it seems like insanity seems to crop up whenever Icy Roses and I chat together, and this is what resulted from tonight. CAPSLOCK and CRACK abound. I make no excuses, and this probably isn't as amusing as I think it is.
THE SET-UP: The Olympians are obsessed with watching the Percy/Annabeth relationship develop when they're not, you know, preparing for a war against the Titans. Whatever, who needs that drama? Anyway, Aphrodite is running a betting pool that has everyone divided, Athena and Poseidon are constantly snipping at each other, and ~THE PERCY AND ANNABETH SAGA~ is the most popular show on HephaestusTV since Full House aired in the 1990s. Don't judge, they have issues and they need to see a happy family, functional family every once and a while, and HELLO HAVE YOU SEE JOHN STAMOS?APHRODITE ZEUS HERA APOLLO HAD A POSTER OF HIM ON HIS BEDROOM WALL BECAUSE WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO LOOK AT THAT FACE EVERY MORNING GODDAMN.
Anyway, so like ~THE PERCY AND ANNABETH SAGA~ has been teasing the Olympian viewers for WEEKS about the BIG DAMN MIDSEASON FINALE where some shit is supposed to go down between the two romantic leads, obviously Percy and Annabeth. The commercials have contained LONGING LOOKS and ROMANTIC MUSIC and WARM GLOWY ROMANTIC EFFECTS, so you know it has to be something BIG like a kiss or some shit.
BUT NO. THE PRODUCERS OF ~THE PERCY AND ANNABETH SAGA~ ARE TOTAL TEASES AND END ON A CLIFFHANGER, JUST AS ANNABETH IS LEANING IN FOR A KISS AND PERCY IS LOOKING LIKE AN AWKWARD FISH CAUGHT IN A NET OF UNCOMFORTABLE TEENAGE LURVE.
The DRAMATIC VOICEOVER teases for second half of the season before it cuts to commercial: Will Percy ever be able to string two sentences together without looking like an idiot? Can Annabeth avoid socking him in the stomach long enough to get that first kiss? And what about that devilish redheaded mortal? Will she split our hapless star crossed lovers for good? FIND OUT IN SIX MONTHS, OLYMPUS.
Zeus is not pleased by this development.
Zeus: WHAT. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT. I DID NOT WAIT FOUR MONTHS FOR A GODDAMNED FADE TO BLACK. WHAAAAAAT.
Hera: STFU. Percy/Rachel is ~sooo~ much more mature anyway.
Zeus: YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THEIR LOVE, HERA. THEY ARE MEANT TO BE. *flounce*
Zeus goes to log onto theHephaestusTV forums ONTD_Olympus to discuss these developments with the rest of the Percy/Annabeth fans.
Zeus: OMG U GUISE, CAN U BELIEVE IT? THEY DIDN'T SHOW ANYTHING. UNFAIR.
Apollo: But did u see the way they ~looked~ at each other? HEATED GAZES FTW. <3333
Aphrodite: THEY'RE TOTES DOING IT ALREADY, YOU CAN TELL. *wink*
Apollo: BRB, writing some PWP.
Aphrodite: HOT UNDERAGE TEENAGE SEX. ILU APOLLO BB. *fans self* ^_~
Athena: Could you not talk about my daughter that way? Plzkthx.
Hermes:
Ares: LOL, I love that gif!!
Hestia: GTFO, hater.
Zeus: YEAH THIS IS THE PERCY/ANNABETH BOARD. GO AWAYYYYY.
Athena: STFU N00BS. THE SHOW WON'T EVEN BE GOOD IF THEY GET TOGETHER. HAPPY COUPLES DON'T MAKE GOOD TELEVISION. HAVE YOU SEEN THE OFFICE LATELY? PERCY/ANNABETH WILL BE THE NEXT ROSS/RACHEL, YOU WATCH.
Poseidon: Raise your hands if you're a bitter, 3,000 year old virgin who hates happiness? *looks around* Oh, that's just you, Athena, of course. Come back when you've actually had a meaningful relationship, kthx.
Apollo, Zeus: BURNNNNN.
Athena: Don't you have some temples to go defile, asshole? Besides, your son wouldn't be man enough to handle my daughter. And why are we talking about this ridiculousness when there's A WAR GOING ON?
Hermes:
Hades: HEY COULD YOU GUYS WARN FOR SPOILERS? THE EPISODE HASN'T AIRED DOWN HERE YET!!!!
Everyone: STFU, Hades. No one cares.
Ares: It's called a SCROLL BAR. Use it, bitch.
Icy Roses: Are you aware that we have the best conversations ever?
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THE SET-UP: The Olympians are obsessed with watching the Percy/Annabeth relationship develop when they're not, you know, preparing for a war against the Titans. Whatever, who needs that drama? Anyway, Aphrodite is running a betting pool that has everyone divided, Athena and Poseidon are constantly snipping at each other, and ~THE PERCY AND ANNABETH SAGA~ is the most popular show on HephaestusTV since Full House aired in the 1990s. Don't judge, they have issues and they need to see a happy family, functional family every once and a while, and HELLO HAVE YOU SEE JOHN STAMOS?
Anyway, so like ~THE PERCY AND ANNABETH SAGA~ has been teasing the Olympian viewers for WEEKS about the BIG DAMN MIDSEASON FINALE where some shit is supposed to go down between the two romantic leads, obviously Percy and Annabeth. The commercials have contained LONGING LOOKS and ROMANTIC MUSIC and WARM GLOWY ROMANTIC EFFECTS, so you know it has to be something BIG like a kiss or some shit.
BUT NO. THE PRODUCERS OF ~THE PERCY AND ANNABETH SAGA~ ARE TOTAL TEASES AND END ON A CLIFFHANGER, JUST AS ANNABETH IS LEANING IN FOR A KISS AND PERCY IS LOOKING LIKE AN AWKWARD FISH CAUGHT IN A NET OF UNCOMFORTABLE TEENAGE LURVE.
The DRAMATIC VOICEOVER teases for second half of the season before it cuts to commercial: Will Percy ever be able to string two sentences together without looking like an idiot? Can Annabeth avoid socking him in the stomach long enough to get that first kiss? And what about that devilish redheaded mortal? Will she split our hapless star crossed lovers for good? FIND OUT IN SIX MONTHS, OLYMPUS.
Zeus is not pleased by this development.
Zeus: WHAT. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT. I DID NOT WAIT FOUR MONTHS FOR A GODDAMNED FADE TO BLACK. WHAAAAAAT.
Hera: STFU. Percy/Rachel is ~sooo~ much more mature anyway.
Zeus: YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THEIR LOVE, HERA. THEY ARE MEANT TO BE. *flounce*
Zeus goes to log onto the
Zeus: OMG U GUISE, CAN U BELIEVE IT? THEY DIDN'T SHOW ANYTHING. UNFAIR.
Apollo: But did u see the way they ~looked~ at each other? HEATED GAZES FTW. <3333
Aphrodite: THEY'RE TOTES DOING IT ALREADY, YOU CAN TELL. *wink*
Apollo: BRB, writing some PWP.
Aphrodite: HOT UNDERAGE TEENAGE SEX. ILU APOLLO BB. *fans self* ^_~
Athena: Could you not talk about my daughter that way? Plzkthx.
Hermes:
Ares: LOL, I love that gif!!
Hestia: GTFO, hater.
Zeus: YEAH THIS IS THE PERCY/ANNABETH BOARD. GO AWAYYYYY.
Athena: STFU N00BS. THE SHOW WON'T EVEN BE GOOD IF THEY GET TOGETHER. HAPPY COUPLES DON'T MAKE GOOD TELEVISION. HAVE YOU SEEN THE OFFICE LATELY? PERCY/ANNABETH WILL BE THE NEXT ROSS/RACHEL, YOU WATCH.
Poseidon: Raise your hands if you're a bitter, 3,000 year old virgin who hates happiness? *looks around* Oh, that's just you, Athena, of course. Come back when you've actually had a meaningful relationship, kthx.
Apollo, Zeus: BURNNNNN.
Athena: Don't you have some temples to go defile, asshole? Besides, your son wouldn't be man enough to handle my daughter. And why are we talking about this ridiculousness when there's A WAR GOING ON?
Hermes:
Hades: HEY COULD YOU GUYS WARN FOR SPOILERS? THE EPISODE HASN'T AIRED DOWN HERE YET!!!!
Everyone: STFU, Hades. No one cares.
Ares: It's called a SCROLL BAR. Use it, bitch.
Icy Roses: Are you aware that we have the best conversations ever?
greenconverses: I am, yes..
