Why am I even bothering to look

[greenconverses]

Dear Percy Jackson fandom,

There are other titles for your post-TLH fic available besides Son of Neptune. No, really, there are.


This brief rant brought to you by the eight "Son of Neptune" fics on first page the Heroes of Olympus section on FFnet, including the first three fics listed.

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[chibimarchy.livejournal.com]

Not to mention that RSquared is already using that title. Yeah.

[artemisrae.livejournal.com]

But... if they don't call it Son of Neptune, then it'll be out of canon

[letsjamtogether.livejournal.com]

Wow.

That's sad and all, but.

I LOL.

[avid-reader1029.livejournal.com]

If these people aren't even creative enough to come up with their own title, how the hell did they manage to write a fic?

Oh, right, I forgot that their fics consist of:

"OMG, annabeth, Ive missed u!"
"Of course you have, dummy. Im ur grlfriend! Were in love!"
"O yeah." Percy said adorably. Suddenly, a super-gorgeous girl walked up. She looked like a bitch.
"Oh, HAI Percykins!" She kissed him. Percy was in love. Annabeth got really mad, then cried.
"NOES, HES MINES!" annabeth said angry. The she beat up the bitch, and they went home.

THE END

...I feel tainted now. OH GODS I need to cleanse myself immediately.

[ceryni-10.livejournal.com]

I agree it is really depressing seeing some of the quality of the fics on there, but I just hope it doesnt affect the interest of the likes of you and the other decent Fanfic'ers :)

[spellcoats.livejournal.com]

So original.

[angel-gidget.livejournal.com]

Personally, I LoL'd.

[purplesmudges.livejournal.com]

Rick Riordan could not have come up with a better title himself!







wait a sec....

[sunburst-city.livejournal.com]

It amazes me how people can mass produce these fics. All with the same (sorta) plotline.
Maybe you could show 'em what a real epic PJatO fic looks like? : D

[aliepie10.livejournal.com]

:O How dare you. I wrote a Son of Neptune fanfiction! xD Jk. I haven't written shit for THL. Probably because it would be just that: shit :P

"I am Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon, wielder of Riptide, savior of Olympius."

.........Why would Percy ever say "wielder of Riptide" when he's intoducing himself? :|

Lupa looked towards me and said, "You should not be here, young demigod."

Hm...where have I heard that one before? :P

-Flashback-

3 days, 6 hours, about 12 minutes. That's how long he had been gone

We were so excited because we both started winter break met up at camp on Tuesday. We had about three weeks together. After the campfire, he kissed me good night, went back to his cabin, and the next morning he disappeared. We searched for him everywhere. Nothing.
He was gone.

-End Flashback-

Wtf? That's not even a flashback. :|

Okay, I should stop now because my fanfics are not that great either. xD