*raises hand* May I have a Caio of my own? Pretty please with washboard abs on top?

I COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY AGREE, THE SHIRTLESS PHOTO WAS NECESSARY.

I don't know if I agree about Piper and Jason...but I can't think of anyone else either...so... I reluctantly concur. Maybe not reluctantly, but I just want to stare at Caio some more. Because he's hot and I'm shallow, so there.