brb, busy being creeped out

[greenconverses]

From this month's Elle magazine: They Like It Like That: Why Every Woman is Desirable

This is probably just about the most skeevy thing I've read in a looooong time. It's like a cross between a shitty Harlequin and a horror novel, emphasis on the horror. Ugh.

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[lambbaby.livejournal.com]

That is a joke right? No really that cannot be a real article. It's too, too wrong to be true. And if that really is some insight into manland then count me the fuck out. Nunnery here I come.

[greenconverses.livejournal.com]

I wish it was, like, some really terrifying parody into the minds of men, but I've met way too many bros like that for it not to be. It's even got all the, "Women just want providers and don't think about sex, hurhur," cliches we know and love!

[lambbaby.livejournal.com]

It's even got all the, "Women just want providers and don't think about sex, hurhur," cliches we know and love!

Glad to see that Elle knows me and my love of cliches so well!

This aticle can DIAF. It's perverted and janky and makes me really uncomfortable about riding the metro.