I know you want to be all hip to the lingo of us kids these days, but phrases such as
- True, that.
- Unbelievable (italicized exactly as shown)
- junkie ho
- Sing it, sister
- Super secret ninja club and BFF
just show that you are trying way too fucking hard. Please stop writing. Now.
Coming to a LiveJournal near you: greenconverses and from_elysium read SMeyer's new novella so you don't have to!
Excerpt: from_elysium: Wow, this is getting more unbelievable by the line.
from_elysium: They go to a Target, Jess.
greenconverses: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
from_elysium: They go to a Target and buy ziplock bags because she doesn't like wet pages in her books.
Although if you really want to read this and see how shitty it is, you could get the free copy on breetanner.com. It's up all month.