Summary: John knew going to Italy for the summer had been a bad idea. You never knew what kind of trouble you were going to get in overseas. Crack-fic.
Character/Pairing: John and Teyla, with side appearances from the rest of the Atlantis cast and some SG-1 characters. coughJackcough
Notes: Written for pentapus for the John-and-Teyla Thing-a-Thon at john_teyla_fic for which I was horribly late. I suck like that. This one was inspired a little bit by the commercials for Wanted and Hellboy II that I've been stuck watching everyday since I don't have a DVD player.
“You are coming with me,” the woman said, her dark eyes intense. John would’ve thought her very pretty if, you know, she wasn’t trying to kidnap him and he didn’t already have a girlfriend.
Title: The Cutting Edge
Warings: Slight John/Teyla ship angle.
Prompt: The Cutting Edge AU
Summary: Olympic figure skater Teyla Emmagan is looking for a new partner in time for the 2010 Winter Olympics and finds her perfect match in former X-Games star John "The Shredder" Sheppard while on vacation in Hawaii.
Notes: Written for the April Fool's Day Crack Fest at
These babies are the result. The non-Larrin icons are mine.
1 Teyla and Keller
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( For more icons by the 14 year old, check out the cut! )
I must remind the sis that her iconning powers should be used for good and fandom, instead of on anorexic models and Hannah Montana.
Spoilers: Up to Be All My Sins Remember'd
Summary: If the father of Teyla's baby had been from Atlantis...
Notes: Written for sga_flashfic's Second Verse challenge. It was originally going to go all the way up to Outcast, but I didn't have time to get that far before the deadline was up. I'll finish the second half and post it sometime later.
Spoilers: Heavy spoilers for Kindred Part 1.
Summary: Teya can reach him. She can and she will. Post-Kindred Part 1 episode tag.
Notes: This will probably all be blown out of the water tonight by Kindred Part 2, but the idea would not leave me alone. Besides, the Teyla/Kanaan relationship needs a little love from fandom.
Summary: Teyla comes back from Planet Hoth and needs to be warmed up. John decides to help in one of the few ways he can. John/Teyla.
Notes: This was originally intended for sga_flashfic's F*cking Freezing challenge, but it never got finished. Obviously. Dedicated to tielanwho provides us all with John/Teyla smut and needs to get some in return. The smut may be a little iffy; I haven't written for serious smut in a long while.
Title: The Hard Part
Spoilers: liek whoa for Spoils of War
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate Atlantis. I wish I did have this episode.
Summary: Radek wanted to know what the "hard part" was. For John, it wasn't groveling for Teyla's help to pilot the Hive. Tag to Spoils of War.
Notes: I had other writing plans for the day, but this jumped into my mind and wouldn't let go. Don't you hate this fics that come in, boot out the ones you've been working on for a week or so, and demand that you write them in half an hour or die trying? This was one of those little beasts. Beware the angst! It burns!
Tite: Teyla the Vampire Slayer
Disclaimers: I don't own Stargate Atlantis or Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Poor college student here!
Summary: In every generation there is a Chosen One. It's Teyla Emmagan's turn to slay some vampires now. John/Teyla.
Notes: A Stargate Atlantis/Buffy the Vampire Slayer cross set in while the cast is in high at Shermer High. What, you didn't think my crack was limited to SGA/Transformers, did you? Written for the "12 Days of Teyla" Love-A-Thon at
Part One: "The thing about being a teenage vampire slayer slash savior of the world, is that I am rarely able to enjoy normal high school activities - such as the senior prom - without some hellish fiend interrupting and ruining my outfit."
Part Two: "My boyfriend is a vampire, you would very much like to kill him, and I will beat you within an inch of your life if you even try. Have we not already gone through this ritual for the week?"
Hopefully Part Three will be finished before school starts up again.
Disclaimer: I don't own the pretties of Stargate Atlantis.
Summary: Teyla has an early Christmas present for John.
Notes: A fluff piece I wrote for mirageofmaein the sga_beya Secret Santa exchange. Not my usual stuff, but it was something to get my mind off finals.
SUMMARY: At seventeen, John Sheppard has led a pretty ordinary life. His 'new' car, a beat-up 1976 Chevy Camaro with a mind of it's own, is about to change all that.
RATING: PG-13 for language.
CATEGORY: crackfic, crossover, general, a slight hint of romance
DISCLAIMER: Guess what? I don't own a car that can transform into a giant robot or a giant spinning circle thing that can transport me to another galaxy! Also, the song lyrics used do not belong to me.
NOTES: A Stargate Atlantis/Transformers 2007 crossover set in the Shermer High universe. I am so sorry this chapter took such a long time! I had the majority written before I left for college in September and then I had never had chance to finish it! Hopefully I'll be able to have another chapter up before break is finished. Meanwhile, my laptop is having issues with the Internet and my sister's glaring at me to get off the family computer...
Rating: PG-13 for language and nekkid boys
Summary: Captain Teyla Emmagan is forced to have a personal talk with her two alien teammates. Not in the Stars universe, set early season two.
Notes: A fic expanded from John's line in Adaptation, "The people of Earth were incredibly sensitive to the sight of the naked human body, so much so that both John and Ronon were no longer allowed to walk around the base shirtless." Of course, the boys are completely clueless as to why two attractive males running around half-naked all the time would be a problem. :)
Previous fics in the series:
Not in the Stars
Characters: John and Teyla
Rating: PG-13 for language and sexuality.
Summary: John notices that Captain Emmagan isn't feeling quite like herself today. Not in the Stars universe fic, set during Season 2.
Notes: This is what popped into my head directly after finishing Not in the Stars. Because Conversion based fics are so much fun. I should be working on my two prompt fics. *sigh*
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: John and Teyla's lives before their first meeting - with a twist. AU.
Notes: Wow, first fic in a long time. Written for the sga_beya prompt challenge. I may continue in this universe; no promises though!
Rating: PG-13 for Cadman's language...again.
Characters/Pairing: John, Teyla, Rodney, Cadman, Halling, Elizabeth
Genre: Humor, Gen
Summary: When the Fourth of July comes around, the fireworks aren't the only things being blown up. Featuring CadmanMcKayBitching, bottle rocket fights, Angry!Elizabeth, and irate Canadians.
Notes: I've been selling fireworks for the past week and this is was the result. It was originally going to be a "John tries to explain Independence Day to Teyla and Ronon." I might put up a part two later if I keep getting ideas.
Anyway, Happy Independence Day my fellow Americans! And a belated Happy Canada Day to our northern neighbors!
Title: Five Kisses John or Teyla Don’t Remember (and one they do)
Rating: R for language and adult situations
Summary: Five kisses either John or Teyla don’t remember because of extraordinary circumstances, and one simple kiss they do remember.
Notes: I'm finally finished with this! This is a tag/tennis team fic where I was supposed to take an idea from another person’s fic and go from there. My inspiration came from this line the fic Sieze by Allie: “ I'm looking forward to the day when we share a kiss that we'll both remember.” And it completely spun out of countrol from there.