greenconverses: (pjo: percy/annabeth dorks)
I'm sure most of you have heard the atrocious Rebecca Black song "Friday" - if not, here it is. But I think this remix is 10 times more hilarious.

greenconverses: (random: dorky calvin)
I know I shouldn't be laughing at this, but this is possibly the best real-life headline ever: Drunk Owl Taken In By Police

German police recently found a drunk owl out in public and took in the animal, saying it would be released once it has sobered up.

A spokesman for the Pforzheim police reported to Spiegel Online that "a woman walking her dog alerted the police after seeing the bird sitting by the side of the road oblivious to passing traffic." When police found the brown owl, it was staggering around with drooping eyelids. As further evidence of the owl's drunkenness, two small bottles of Schnapps were found near the bird.


ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha forever
greenconverses: (hp: mcgonagall)
This went from, "OMG COOL," to "OMG CREEPY" in about 30 seconds.



And my mother thought my lone Deathly Hallows cut-out was obsessive...
greenconverses: (merlin: arthur)
In case you missed the premiere of this glorious movie last night, here's all the best parts without the commercials and pesky plot getting in the way. This movie was so self-aware it hurt.



They left out my favorite death scene with the guys on the ship though. It was really well acted and contained the line, "Oh not like this!" FOUND IT



brb, dying
greenconverses: (titanic: i like my men)
Before I post my review of Mockingjay, let's flashback to another book love triangle...

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greenconverses: (dr horrible: evil league)
Happy Monday! Have some Percy Jackson Facebook RP to brighten your day:

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lol

Aug. 3rd, 2010 09:21 pm
greenconverses: (pjo: percy/annabeth 5)
[livejournal.com profile] oneoffour111, you are killing me with Chiron on the Facebook RP. How would you like your Internet cookies delivered?

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greenconverses: (random: dorky calvin)


The last ten seconds are B-movie monster attack gold. brb, dying from lulz.
greenconverses: (twilight: the cool kids)
Dear SMeyer,

I know you want to be all hip to the lingo of us kids these days, but phrases such as

- True, that.
- Unbelievable (italicized exactly as shown)
- skillzzz
- junkie ho
- Sing it, sister
- Super secret ninja club and BFF

just show that you are trying way too fucking hard. Please stop writing. Now.

Sincerely,
The Universe


Coming to a LiveJournal near you: [livejournal.com profile] greenconverses and [livejournal.com profile] from_elysium read SMeyer's new novella so you don't have to!

Excerpt: [livejournal.com profile] from_elysium: Wow, this is getting more unbelievable by the line.
[livejournal.com profile] from_elysium: They go to a Target, Jess.
[livejournal.com profile] greenconverses: WHAT
[livejournal.com profile] from_elysium: *facepalm*
[livejournal.com profile] greenconverses: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
[livejournal.com profile] from_elysium: They go to a Target and buy ziplock bags because she doesn't like wet pages in her books.
[livejournal.com profile] from_elysium: WHAT


Although if you really want to read this and see how shitty it is, you could get the free copy on breetanner.com. It's up all month.
greenconverses: (stardust: orly? face)
55 Bad Unicorn Tattoos

The "Every Day I'm Hustling" and "White Power" ones are especially lol-worthy.

edit: some of them are NSFW so beware.
greenconverses: (random: dorky calvin)
Found this on the [livejournal.com profile] fandomsecrets friending meme and I cannot stop laughing. Futurama + Internet = awesomesauce.


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greenconverses: (merlin: arthur)
Guess what I'm watching Saturdaaaaaaay...



This. will. be. hilarious. Without a doubt. Like Sharks in Venice and Mega Shark vs. Giant Squid epic levels of hilarity.

SyFy Saturdays is really the only reason I miss cable. They always provided me with a solid night of entertainment.
greenconverses: (star trek: mccoy)
Woman crashes car while shaving bikini area

A woman who shaved her bikini area while driving caused a car crash in Florida Keys, prompting police to issue fresh warnings about safe driving, MyFox National reported Monday.

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, crashed into another vehicle on Cudjoe Key after giving her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts.

Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be “ready for the visit,” WJZ.com reported.




You cannot make this shit up, seriously.
greenconverses: (penelope: love)
ONTD TIME WARP: MariMiller is DUNZO might possibly be the Best ONTD post ever. I am cracking up so hard at some of the comments right now.

ETA: THIS THREAD OMFG. I AM DYING.
greenconverses: (Scrubs)
Minnesota Vikings prayer
Our Favre, who art from Mississippi,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy bowl will come, it will be won,
In Miami as it is in the Dome.
Give us this Sunday, our weekly win.
Give us touchdown passes,
But do not let others pass against us.
Lead us not into frustration,
but deliever us to Super Bowl.
For thine is the MVP, the best in the NFC,
and the glory of the purple people eaters
Now and forever.
Amen.

Srsly. If you guys fuck this up tomorrow, I will never ever forgive you. And by never, I mean until next September. Because Vikings fans are all masochists.
greenconverses: (kronos is unamused by your shenanigans)
My mom has a ginormous romance novel collection, and one of my favorite things to do is look for the worst titles of the bunch when I come home. As a result, my favorite awesomely bad romance novel titles:

The Kyriakos Virgin Bride
Daring the Dynamic Sheikh
The Texan's Honor-Bound Promise
Touch Me in the Dark
Tall, Dark and Flithy Rich
The Playboy Boss's Chosen Bride
Forced Wife, Royal Love-Child

The last one is just all kinds of special.

In other news, we're expecting between 10 to 14 inches of snow beginning around noon tomorrow and lasting until Friday. Uh, yay?

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