greenconverses: (rodney)
What is it about the holiday break that makes the crackbunnies breed like crazy in my brain? [Poll #1318746]

greenconverses: (john/teyla)
Title: With Great Power
Rating: PG-13
Summary: John knew going to Italy for the summer had been a bad idea. You never knew what kind of trouble you were going to get in overseas. Crack-fic.
Character/Pairing: John and Teyla, with side appearances from the rest of the Atlantis cast and some SG-1 characters. coughJackcough
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] pentapus for the John-and-Teyla Thing-a-Thon at [livejournal.com profile] john_teyla_fic for which I was horribly late. I suck like that. This one was inspired a little bit by the commercials for Wanted and Hellboy II that I've been stuck watching everyday since I don't have a DVD player.


“You are coming with me,” the woman said, her dark eyes intense. John would’ve thought her very pretty if, you know, she wasn’t trying to kidnap him and he didn’t already have a girlfriend.
greenconverses: (new team)
Title: Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Prompt: JEM and the Holograms AU
Notes: Entry for the Team Teyla AU Fest in [livejournal.com profile] team_sga. Not as cracky as I would've liked it, but I've been in a bit of a funk and writing for the newspaper has burned me out. Only two weeks left of school though!

Teyla knew picking up the phone had been a bad idea – Rod was never conscious before three in the afternoon, much less up to calling her office at ten in the morning.
greenconverses: (new team)

Title: The Cutting Edge
Rating: PG-13
Warings: Slight John/Teyla ship angle.
Prompt: The Cutting Edge AU
Summary: Olympic figure skater Teyla Emmagan is looking for a new partner in time for the 2010 Winter Olympics and finds her perfect match in former X-Games star John "The Shredder" Sheppard while on vacation in Hawaii.
Notes: Written for the April Fool's Day Crack Fest at

[profile] team_sga. Still not completely finished with it, some it feels scrapped together, and I went way overboard, but it's just a look into the world of this crack. This is what you get when you change your prompt at the last minute and try to write a crazy crackfic during school! 

 

 




greenconverses: (sam and teyla)
Dear fic muses,

I have my Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Transformer crackfics to finish. I have to write two crackfics for  [profile] team_sgain April. I have to write lots of crack for [community profile] sgabigbang

Why do you insist on putting Dancing with the Stars and The Cutting Edge crack into my head? That much crack can't coexist in one person's brain. Something's going to explode and it's not going to be pretty.

So f-list. Help me out.

Which brain eating crack idea would you like to see me write a 1,000 word fic out of?

1. Dancing with the Stars: Rock star John Sheppard's in need of some publicity for his first album in five years and his manager Rodney McKay decides to sign him up for a stint on the hit reality TV show "Boogieing with Celebrities." John plans to back out until he meets his partner, international dance sensation Teyla Emmagan. Sparks fly behind the scenes as Teyla tries to teach John how to dance like a star so they can win the competition against two-time "Boogie" champion Ronon Dex and his partner, TV actress Jennifer Keller. 

2. The Cutting Edge: Olympic medalist Teyla Emmagan is looking for a gold medal at the 2010 Winter Olympics but her hopes are dashed when her skating partner Kanaan suffers a career ending injury in a car crash a year before competition. Teyla tries to find another partner and none of the guys are up to snuff - save rugged surfer and X-Games skater John Sheppard. Teyla convinces John to train with her after she learns he used to ice skate, and she soon has herself a new partner. But can they keep their relationship professional and qualify for the Olympics? Or will they take the next step and wil John flake out last minute?


Only you can decide!
greenconverses: (john/teyla)

Tite: Teyla the Vampire Slayer
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None
Disclaimers: I don't own Stargate Atlantis or Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Poor college student here!
Summary: In every generation there is a Chosen One. It's Teyla Emmagan's turn to slay some vampires now. John/Teyla.
Notes: A Stargate Atlantis/Buffy the Vampire Slayer cross set in while the cast is in high at Shermer High. What, you didn't think my crack was limited to SGA/Transformers, did you? Written for the "12 Days of Teyla" Love-A-Thon at

[profile] teylafen

Part One: "The thing about being a teenage vampire slayer slash savior of the world, is that I am rarely able to enjoy normal high school activities - such as the senior prom - without some hellish fiend interrupting and ruining my outfit."

Part Two: "My boyfriend is a vampire, you would very much like to kill him, and I will beat you within an inch of your life if you even try. Have we not already gone through this ritual for the week?" 


Hopefully Part Three will be finished before school starts up again.

 

 

greenconverses: (Transformers)
TITLE: A Boy and His Car, Part Three
SUMMARY: At seventeen, John Sheppard has led a pretty ordinary life. His 'new' car, a beat-up 1976 Chevy Camaro with a mind of it's own, is about to change all that.
RATING: PG-13 for language.
CATEGORY: crackfic, crossover, general, a slight hint of romance
DISCLAIMER: Guess what? I don't own a car that can transform into a giant robot or a giant spinning circle thing that can transport me to another galaxy! Also, the song lyrics used do not belong to me.
NOTES: A Stargate Atlantis/Transformers 2007 crossover set in the Shermer High universe. I am so sorry this chapter took such a long time! I had the majority written before I left for college in September and then I had never had chance to finish it! Hopefully I'll be able to have another chapter up before break is finished. Meanwhile, my laptop is having issues with the Internet and my sister's glaring at me to get off the family computer...

Part One
Part Two






 
greenconverses: (sam)
Title: Daniel's Thesis Day
Rating: PG-13
Summary: All Daniel wanted to do that Saturday was work on his thesis. The rest of the complex seems determined to stop him. Daniel/Vala-ish.
Notes: Written for the amazing amazing comm [profile] jack_built which puts all the SG-1 and SGA characters in an apartment complex run by one Jack O'Neill. Blame the f-list for alerting me about this. Really. 



Daniel awoke to the sounds of explosions and automatic weapons fire at 6:30 Saturday morning. He stumbled, bleary eyed and hair tussled, out to the living area to find Rodney, Radek, John and Cameron gathered around the 42” plasma screen, all four screaming into headsets and clicking furiously away at their wireless controllers.


Now I need to get started on my stupid essay for Honors English that's due tomorrow. 


 
greenconverses: (Transformers)

TITLE: A Boy and His Car, Part Two
SUMMARY: At seventeen, John Sheppard has led a pretty ordinary life. His 'new' car, a beat-up 1976 Chevy Camaro with a mind of it's own, is about to change all that.
RATING: PG-13 for language.
CATEGORY: crackfic, crossover, general, a slight hint of romance
DISCLAIMER: Guess what? I don't own a car that can transform into a giant robot or a giant spinning circle thing that can transport me to another galaxy!
NOTES: A Stargate Atlantis/Transformers 2007 crossover set in the Shermer High universe. The next chapter or two are a bit slow - it's mostly character/plot set- up at the moment, but the action will be coming! 

Part One




 
greenconverses: (Transformers)
TITLE: A Boy and His Car, Part One
SUMMARY: At seventeen, John Sheppard has led a pretty ordinary life. His 'new' car, a beat-up 1976 Chevy Camaro with a mind of it's own, is about to change all that.
RATING: PG-13 for language.
CATEGORY: crackfic, crossover, general, a slight hint of romance
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing!
NOTES: A Stargate Atlantis/Transformers 2007 crossover, set (sort-of) in the [profile] shermer_highuniverse. Cracktastic, am I right? You knew it had to be coming eventually - how can anyone resist the idea of teenage!Sheppard with a car/giant alien robot?



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